Every man should marry. After all, freedom is not the only thing in life.
每个男人都应该结婚， 毕竟自由不是生活中唯一重要的东西。
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife。
女人找到老公就不再担心未来，男人找到老婆就开始担心未来
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
所有的单身汉都应该多交税，凭什么他们比我们更happy?